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Back to School '69 Style - Part II
Making Boys into Men
August 30, 2004
Hey, Sports! Now that summer's drawing to a close, it's time to stop hitting those
waves and start hitting those books. Back to School is here again! Even though
your mom is still picking out your clothes, she'll never go wrong with JC Penney!
You'll be the most happening hunk in Homeroom with these far out fashions.
Check Mate
This might be the year that Sally Jo actually notices you. If you've got the right
look and attitude, she may even forget about last year's "erection incident" during
your class presentation on the Battle of the Bulge. These handsome checked beltless
slacks with extension tab waistband show you to be a man who recognizes history in
the making. Paired with our pull-over polyester blend mock turtleneck, she'll be
sure to borrow your notes every day!
Also available in green.
Slacks....................................8.94
Mock Turtleneck......................2.94
Swingin' Stripes
Bold stripes make the man of today with this groovy 50/50 polyester and cotton
mock turtleneck. Paired with our western-style permanent crease sateen jeans, your
steady won't be able to resist you - even when she's entertaining her "visitor."
When you tell her that your slacks require no ironing, she'll decide then and there
that waiting for marriage is totally overrated. She may even agree that you bring
your "little friend" along for the ride. Maybe then he'll stop sulking with his
Mrs. Beasley doll over by the tetherball court at lunchtime while you talk to your girl.
Striped shirt available in gold, blue green
Ea.......................1.77
Any 3...................5.00
Sateen Jeans.......2.94
Available in Slim, Regular & Husky
Pocketful of Posies
According to your sister, all chicks dig flowers. That goes double when you show
up wearing them! The girls will go ga-ga when you saunter past in this bold and
confident floral statement. Made of 100% cotton, with a maximum shrinkage of 1%,
we recommend you purchase these slacks at least two sizes smaller than usual in
order to accentuate your 'big bouquet.' Belt loops, zip-fly, two front and two back
pockets. Out of sight!
Also available in orange.
Slacks............................4.94
Shorts............................3.50
Big Men on Campus
You'll set the curve when she gets an eyeful of these handsome oxford weave button
down shirts and tailored walking shorts with permanent crease. Both are available
in a variety of solids and plaids that will blend in with your mother's davenport.
When you're watching television with Rebecca after a night of studying, she won't
even realize her hand's not resting on the furniture - until it's too late! Front
fly zip, belt loops, two front pockets.
Available in green, blue, red
Shirt, Sizes 6 - 18
Ea..................................................1.98
Two for...........................................3.76
Shorts, Sizes 6 - 18
Ea..................................................2.49
Two for...........................................4.66
Hers 'N Hers
Going steady can be heavy! No one will ever suspect she's got your balls in her
pocket when you arrive decked out in these smart crew neck tees. You'll be two
of a kind at the next pep rally or her mother's backyard Sunday tea. Since everyone,
including her father, expects you to marry her right out of high school in a traditional
Catholic ceremony, rest assured that you can look forward to socials with matching
outfits for the next 40 years. It's not like you meant to get her pregnant after
the Spring Formal. 100% cotton, contrasting stripes and ribbed neck. It's the most!
His, Sizes S, M, L, XL...........2.49
Hers, Sizes, S, M, L..............2.49
Wanna Wrestle?
You'll know all those hours in the weight room after wrestling practice were worth
it when you slip into this sleeveless solid-colored muscle shirt. The crew neck and
ribbed arm holes provide a snug fit over your rippling manhood. Even your gym and
sauna buddy will be surprised by how much you've grown! If you've lost your hair
due to the overzealous use of anabolic steroids, the JC Penney comb-over men's fashion
wig is available on page 37.
Available in orange, peacock blue, light blue, black, navy, white.
Sizes S, M, L, XL..............1.49
Two for.............................2.98
Cool Cat
Hang ten with your lady friend in this surfer inspired jacket. Paired with our
tinted JC Penney sunglasses, she'll never know that you're actually watching Marty's
glistening pectorals as he catches that gnarly wave. But Marty is all the wiser
and knows that something's up besides the surf! Hide-away hood, zip front and zippered
breast pocket.
Also available in white, light blue
Sizes S, M, L, XL................7.88
Gay Nineties
If you've been wondering how to break into the "gay for pay" hustler market, this one
piece stretch tank suit will be your one-way ticket on the pleasure express! You're
sure to make a splash both underneath the boardwalk and behind the hotdog shack with
that lonely group of immigrants whose wives are still living in their native Mexican
villages waiting for their husbands to come home and meet their children for the first
time. The fully elasticized web belt with brass buckle ensures a close, snug fit.
One size fits all................8.98
It's a Gas!
If you're a history whiz, nothing says it more than spending a day at the beach
dressed like a liberated Auschwitz survivor. These boss beach pants are striped
and flared for fun in the sun. Wide blue and white stripes, drawstring waist, two
front pockets. Vive la Resistance!
Made of 100% cotton twill, our navy blue western-style beach top has two front flap
pockets - perfect for hiding your crust of bread and spoon. Zipper front, button cuffs.
Flare pants....................................4.98
Beach top, Sizes S, M, L, XL..........9.98
It's so Very to be Hairy in Terry
Slipping into something a little more comfortable after golf practice was never so
easy with the JC Penney 100% cotton terrycloth locker loungewear collection.
You'll be par for the course with these colorful coordinates. The soft absorbent
terry wicks away sweat after that hard workout and the elastic waistband means complete
comfort while playing "snap the towel" in the locker room.
If you've got back acne and can't catch a break with the ladies (or gents), the
terrycloth man skirt with diagonal front pocket is the perfect solution for your
post-practice "release." The pocket is also handy for holding shaving equipment.
3-snap fastener adjustment.
Available in yellow and blue.
Locker shirt...........................5.98
Short shorts...........................3.98
Kimono robe..........................11.98
Man skirt...............................2.44
One of these things is not like the other.....
Even though your underwear looks the same as your little brother's, you know that
underneath you're anything but little. Soft 100% combed cotton with double fabric
protection provides the extra absorbency needed during those long afternoons in English
class spent staring at the head cheerleader's soft, milky white thighs. Elastic waist
and leg openings.
Retains shape after washings and erections. Package of three..
Little Boys or Big Boys Briefs
1 pkg of 3........................................2.19
2 pkg of 3........................................3.94
Crew undershirt with nylon neck
1 pkg of 3........................................2.19
2 pkg of 3........................................3.94
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