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Miss SweatpantsErection 2004


August 21, 2004

Good evening and welcome to the first annual Miss SweatpantsErection Beauty & Talent Pageant! I'm your host Tempest Bledsoe. Remember how good I was on The Cosby Show? I sure hope so because I'm very desperate for work these days. If you know of something, anything, please call me...I'll give you my cell number after this thing is over... (pause) Um, right, so my co-host for tonight's competition is remembered as being the youngest member of New Edition and, since Whitney hasn't divorced him yet, he's still the other half of one of Hollywood's premier Power Couples. I'm pleased to have with me, the always charming and impeccable, Bobby Brown!

Bobby: 'Sup Tempest. I never heard about no Cosby Show, but I thought your talk show was off the hook! Tonight one lucky lady will take home the grand prize for being the most beautiful and talented woman to appear on the SweatpantsErection.com website. But before we bring out the hotties, this card says that we're s'post to introduce our celebrity judges.

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